Here’s my impression of Matt Martin drinking his post-workout shake.

He drops a hearty scoop of powdered supplement right on his tongue and gulps it down with a swig from a water bottle.

It tastes like citrus, and it’s delicious - I’m told.

How Matt didn’t get my Step-By-Step “JT drinking chocolate milk” reference was beyond me, until an episode guide (thanks Google) revealed that the above clip first aired on Oct. 4, 1991, when Matt was two years old.

The Isles winger grew up in a world without Danny Tanner, Carl Winslow, or Larry and Balki. A world in which TGIF is just a restaurant.

My campaign starts today to get Full House - season one for the next bus trip.