ABC Casting writes, “Do you have the charm, style, class and culture to be our next star?” Since he’s not one to fill out paper work, I took the liberty of compiling our captain’s application to be on The Bachelor. Name: Mark Thomas Streit Age: 34 Height: 6’0 (ish) Weight: 193 Profession: National Hockey League Player Company: New York Islanders Salary: More than enough to wine and dine a fleet of attractive actresses What characteristics make you the ideal candidate to be ABC’s next Bachelor?  1. Ample experience in front of a camera 2. Looks good in a tux 3. Good with Kids 4. Experience climbing the corporate ladder 5. Can grow a fine mustache 6. Caring, Giving, Charitable 7. Highly Marketable Also, he speaks like, five languages - fluently! So he has the whole “international man of mystery” thing going for him. Your move, ABC.

ABC Casting writes, “Do you have the charm, style, class and culture to be our next star?”

Since he’s not one to fill out paper work, I took the liberty of compiling our captain’s application to be on The Bachelor.

Name: Mark Thomas Streit

Age: 34

Height: 6’0 (ish)

Weight: 193

Profession: National Hockey League Player

Company: New York Islanders

Salary: More than enough to wine and dine a fleet of attractive actresses

What characteristics make you the ideal candidate to be ABC’s next Bachelor?

 1. Ample experience in front of a camera

2. Looks good in a tux

3. Good with Kids

4. Experience climbing the corporate ladder

5. Can grow a fine mustache

6. Caring, Giving, Charitable

7. Highly Marketable

Also, he speaks like, five languages - fluently! So he has the whole “international man of mystery” thing going for him.

Your move, ABC.

Posted 1 year ago
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